Jeff Can Blog

God Said No, And So You Rebelled
Jeff Klepper

The Almighty Has a lot to Say:

Oh, boy you better not be gay
Or have a taste for blood

Because I have retribution in the form of a flood

But I am good with figurative language and you better figure I have your best interests in mind

Not that I have any sense or know the definition of the word kind

Now do not jump to conclusions and accuse me of the newest forms of atrocity
I am holy enough to guide my angels into war and bring them back with scarcity

Let us not judge the holy for the holy are wholly rounded up
And we can snow like wolves till we remember why I put you here

But than again I never meant to instill fear
I just get so upset when you question absolute truth
Without concrete Proof