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The Big Bang Theory Is A Terrible Show
Jeff Klepper

Boys it is time to listen up–

Much has changed since Jesus took that sip from that Cup

We have rules, we have games —

We have socio-economic problems, we have shame

But, don’t get upset, don’t bat an eye

Don’t fidget with your cross, you still will die

Don’t expect an explanation, don’t expect a severance package

Just squeeze that stress ball and pray to your local bank of trust

Because the world has not changed, no, you see, we were wrong

And the world is just a function of a Bang that happened to go along